Blue Meanies – Magic Mushrooms

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Blue Meanie strain is considered as one of the world’s most potent shrooms online. If you want to get a life-changing spiritual experience this is your go-to option, since Blue Meanies contain double to triple the normal amount of psilocybin — main psychedelic compound of magic shrooms. It also makes them perfectly suitable for therapeutic use with careful dosing.

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Blue Meanies - How Much to Take

First of all, remember: as there are no identical humans, there are no identical trips. The figures below are just an approximate representation of doses and what they can give you. They were also adjusted for dried mushrooms, not the fresh ones.
  • Micro dose or so-called “creative dose” for smooth happiness vibes: 0,2 to 0,6 mg;
  • Minimal recreational: 0,7 mg to 1 gram;
  • Full recreational: 1 to 2,5 grams;
  • High dose that can give you colorful hallucinations: 2,5 to 4 grams;
  • Heroic: over 4-5 grams for a life-changing experience and ego crack.
As with all magic shrooms, perfect dosage is always individual since there are too many factors involved, such as personal previous experience with psychedelic mushrooms, the quality of shrooms, mood, etc. We stand for the high quality of the dried Blue Meanies you can order, but you should know that even in the same cluster, mushrooms can significantly vary in psilocybin concentration (0,16-0,19%).

Blue Meanies How to Take

Blue Meanies have a flour-like smell and taste, some of the shrooms connoisseurs also find them a bit sour. The most common way to administer magic mushrooms is just cutting them in small pieces and eating them: psilocybin most effectively metabolizes into psilocin in your digestive system. We suggest using electronic scales for precise measurements, since even a slight change in the dosage can cause more intense trips or cause unwanted effects. Despite the fact that Blue Meanies aren’t that “mean” if we are talking about their taste, some enthusiasts created various methods to get rid of their shroom aftertaste:
  • Don’t eat magic mushrooms as the only meal, add them to a salad or anything else;
  • Cut shrooms into extremely small pieces to avoid “chewiness”;
  • Use lemon tekking or just eat/drink something sweet after you eat the mushroom.
Blue Meanies are not reactive to any of the proteins in food, the only thing that can damage them is extremely high temperatures. So, you can add them into something cold and sweet without any problem.

Blue Meanies - Safety & Efficiency Rules

The main rule says that there should be absolutely no alcohol and medications taken along with mushrooms. The other thing to take care of is your surroundings and plans:
  • Take care of all your things from the to-do list beforehand. With doses above the micro ones, for at least 5-7 trip hours after eating the shrooms you should be absolutely free from stress;
  • It is preferable for you to stay at home or in a well-known area until the trip stops, it’s especially important with high doses;
  • Don’t experiment with high doses, especially if you are new to the psychedelics world. When you take your first dose, wait for at least 1-2 hours to see how it goes.
It’s also recommended to have a sober friend somewhere near, the sitter, to look after you if the trip does not go as planned. Store your Blue Meanies accurately, preferably in the special magic mushroom case. They can be fragile while dried. Plus, as we mentioned before, they bruise easily (with bruising not influencing the potency of Blue Meanies, though).

Blue Meanies - Effects & What to Expect

Overall, a positive and high mood from Blue Meanies can last from 6 to 18 hours, depending on your personal response and dosage. First effects start from 1-2 hours from the administration, the peak is expected between the 2-4 hours marks. The trick with Blue Meanies is that — put simply — they are intense. More like, INTENSE. They can surprise even the most experienced enthusiasts. The strain can kick in fast and unexpectedly, so start with low dosages and wait as much as you can before going for the second piece. Here's a breakdown of the effects of Blue Meanie at different dosages:

Micro dose:

  • Increased focus, creativity, and productivity;
  • Mood lift;
  • Reduced anxiety.

Minimal recreational dose:

  • Altered perception;
  • Increased sensory awareness;
  • Mild euphoric feeling;
  • Users often report feeling more connected to nature and other people, more empathetic, and more introspective;
  • Relaxation.

Full recreational dose:

  • Vivid visual hallucinations;
  • Altered time perception;
  • Profound sense of spiritual connection;
  • Deep sense of introspection;
  • Enhanced creativity, and a more profound understanding of themselves and the world around them.

High dose:

  • Overwhelming psychedelic experience;
  • Ego transformation possibilities;
  • Intense visuals;
  • Highly spiritual sensations.

Heroic dose:

Such a high dose can produce an extremely intense and transformative psychedelic experience. At this dosage, users may experience complete ego dissolution, intense visual and auditory hallucinations. Sense of spiritual enlightenment or mystical experience attracts experienced magic shrooms lovers as something new and unknown. However, this effect is impossible to predict. It will 100% depend on yoru approach, experience, set and setting. Overall, Blue Meanie is a flexible option that can produce a wide range of effects depending on the dosage. Whether you're looking for a subtle boost in creativity and focus or a life-changing psychedelic experience, Blue Meanies have something to offer.

Blue Meanies - Occasions & When to Take

Blue Meanies can be taken on a variety of occasions, depending on the desired effects and dosage. Here are a few examples:
  • Personal growth and introspection: Many people use Blue Meanies for their introspective and spiritual effects. They may take them alone or with a trusted guide to explore their inner thoughts and emotions, gain insights into their lives, and work through personal issues;
  • Social gatherings and events: At lower doses, Blue Meanies can produce a mild euphoric effect and increase feelings of empathy and connection. Some users may take them at social gatherings, concerts, or festivals to enhance their experience and feel more connected to others;
  • Creative pursuits: Blue Meanies are also known to increase creativity and imagination. Some users may take them before engaging in creative pursuits, such as painting, writing, or music, to enhance the feeling of inspiration;
  • Therapeutic purposes: Blue Meanies, along with other psychedelic substances, are being studied for their therapeutic potential in treating mental health conditions such as depression, anxiety, and PTSD. Under the guidance of a trained therapist, some users may take Blue Meanies to aid in their therapeutic process.
It's important to note that the effects of Blue Meanies can vary widely depending on the dosage and individual factors, so it's crucial to approach them with caution and respect. It's also important to make sure you're in a safe and controlled setting with trusted people.

Blue Meanies Appearance

Blue Meanies grow separately and in clusters. Each magic shroom has a thin stem and a wide goldish cap. Here is also a more detailed description:
  • Size: cute, tiny, not very tall, 2-5 inches (5-12cm) with a cap diameter of 0,5-1,6 inches (1,3-4 cm);
  • Cap: golden yellow to brown tones, along with cracks, if the weather was dry. Easily bruises to greenish or blue colors;
  • Stem: wider base, long and slender white-pale to yellow stem with pinky shades;
  • Gills: gray with white edges and become black later, broad, and tight, creating a luxurious combo with a bell-shaped caramel-yellow cap.
It’s important to distinguish Blue Meanies from their lookalikes and alternatives. One easy way to do so is to find the distinctive blue spots the Psilocybin leaves on blue meanies’ surface. When they’re mature, they become their namelike — exceptionally blue. It happens because of the high Psilocybin concentration that turns blue when exposed to the air.

Blue Meanies Origins

It is worth noting that most reports on buy magic mushrooms Blue meanies’ origins are anecdotal. Yet, it is believed that first Blue Meanies were introduced in 1871 in Sri Lanka as Agaricus cyanescens. The confusion between Psilocybe cubensis and the whole other genus of Blue Meanies (Panaeolus) such as Panaeolus cyanescens and Panaeolus cinctulus started early on because:
  • Few years later it was described by another mycologist on Philippines who named it Copelandia papilionacea;
  • Only in 1887 Blue Meanies got the name that is widely used now — Panaeolus cyanescens;
  • Still some enthusiasts believe that the history of BMs started in Asia or even in Hawaii, but, as we previously mentioned, no one can tell whether it’s true or not.
There is also a theory describing that the name Blue Meanies came from the main antagonists in the Beatles psychedelic animated movie “Yellow Submarine” (1968) . Band’s connection to psychedelic drugs and deep introspection shown in the movie create a fertile ground for various theories. Nowadays, Blue Meanies can be found almost everywhere in the world. Year-round in tropics, late spring to autumn in subtropics, sometimes in the summer in temperate zones.

Variations

Magic mushrooms growers create and develop new strains almost every day. Despite that fact, Blue Meanies of Panaeolus cyanescens genus don't have many variations that have been used and tested for Psilocybin therapy. Blue Meanies mostly differ by the way they were grown:
  • Wild Blue Meanies;
  • Cultivated Blue Meanies.
Completely different type of Blue Meanies belongs to the Psilocybe Cubensis genus. It shares many of the same characteristics as Blue Meanie Panaeolus cyanescens. It's known for its less intense effects and larger mushroom size.

Alternatives

If you're looking for an alternative to Blue Meanie, there are several other magic mushroom strains to consider. Here are a few examples:

Golden Teacher

This strain is known for its spiritual and introspective effects. It's said to produce feelings of enlightenment, inner peace, and understanding. It's also known for its beautiful golden caps and stems.

B+ Cubensis

This is a popular strain of Psilocybe cubensis that's known for its potent effects and beautiful appearance. It's said to produce intense visual hallucinations, a sense of euphoria, and a feeling of connectedness to nature.

Penis Envy

Despite its unusual name, Penis Envy is a highly potent strain of magic mushroom known for its intense effects. It's said to produce strong visual hallucinations, deep introspection, and a feeling of oneness with the universe. In terms of potency, it is the closest option to Blue Meanies. These are just a few examples of the many different magic mushroom strains available. When choosing an alternative to Blue Meanie, it's important to consider your personal preferences, desired effects, and any potential risks or side effects. Make sure to research each strain thoroughly and approach their use with caution and respect. You can find all listed above alternatives, as well as high-quality psilocybin rich edibles in our shop.

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